The Shortest Shoot in History

Here's a quick practice shot from yesterday. Rich finally took a weekend off, so I dragged him forcibly into the studio, so he could play with his lights and I could get a much-needed modelling-fix.

Unfortunately it was the shortest shoot in history (about ten minutes), as we were besieged by crap.
And I mean that literally.
VERY BAD nappy (diaper), followed by the dog misbehaving in similarly spectacular (and revolting) manner.

Romantic husband and wife shoot ?

Pah!

I snort with derision in your general direction.....