Have you seen my Mighty Marrow?
Now we really do try to keep this web site as professional and smut-free as possible. Everything is designed to the highest possible standards and taste. After all, it’s all about the art, not lewdness and sex.
However there are exceptions to every rule, and I am making an exception today.
Occasionally I chuck a few vegetable seeds in my flower patch in the garden, and see what happens. Imagine our surprise a few months ago, when I found a giant marrow. This is definitely the largest vegetable I have ever grown, and I am justifiably proud of its iconic size and status.
So boys, come see my Mighty Marrow.
Is it not singularly the juiciest and pert marrow you have ever seen?
Tasted pretty good too.
Although the same cannot be said about the quality of this post.
Makeup and hair by M.B.(2 year old daughter). Photographer: her Dad.
However there are exceptions to every rule, and I am making an exception today.
Occasionally I chuck a few vegetable seeds in my flower patch in the garden, and see what happens. Imagine our surprise a few months ago, when I found a giant marrow. This is definitely the largest vegetable I have ever grown, and I am justifiably proud of its iconic size and status.
So boys, come see my Mighty Marrow.
Is it not singularly the juiciest and pert marrow you have ever seen?
Tasted pretty good too.
Although the same cannot be said about the quality of this post.
Makeup and hair by M.B.(2 year old daughter). Photographer: her Dad.
posted by Lin at 6:23 PM
2 Comments:
Go Might Marrow, go! Bring your super hero vegetable powers to save us all from culinary taste overload and sooth us with your blandness!
The last time I ate marrow was when I was about 8. My mother was given one and didn't know what to do with it, so she stewed it and presented us with a mound of steaming gelatinous goo on our plates. I ended up in a stand off with my parents, protesting (completely truthfully) that I would be sick if I had to eat another mouthful. After half an hour of stalemate, they gave in and we never ate marrow ever again. But to this day the mere mention of the stuff makes me queasy.
Mighty fine looking specimen though. Such silky skin, glowing with sultry radiance. Should definitely be in the nude portraits gallery. Either that or send it to Alan Titchmarsh as gardening porn.
wonderful work
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