Hot as HELL Girl/Girl shoot.

The main work of the day job is easing off and its time to start thinking about clicking the shutter again. So I was browsing the forums of a UK modelling site and came across the forum post title “Hot as HELL Girl/Girl shoot”.

As you can imagine, two models advertising a Hot as Hell shoot must be doing something pretty extreme, so I opened the post to have a read.

Now if it were possible to sue a forum post under the Trade Descriptions Act, this would be a valid case. Here we have a run down of what’s on offer to the photographer that goes to their “Hot as Hell” shoot.

“This shoot will be a hot as hell soft girl/girl shoot”. Ok soft core, that’s ok.

“We will both be working to implied topless, that’s topless but with hands/things covering the nipples”. Hmm, doesn’t sound that hot to me! Well maybe they like each other A LOT so we might get some passionate intimacy.

“Kissing will also be implied, like almost but not quite”. This is stretching it a bit, but maybe they can still get up close and personal.

“Holding/touching above the waist only, nothing seedy”.

For Gods Sake what exactly is the point?! This is about as cold and dispassionate as I can imagine a girl/girl shoot. It couldn’t get much colder if they sat ten feet apart for the whole thing. The only way this could be hot is if they set the heating of the studio to 35C and baked the photographer.

This makes me want to shoot an art-nude girl/girl hot as hell shoot just so they can see how it should be done.

Now all I need are some models and big hole so I can hide from Lin :-)

This image is not really hot as hell but at least its girl-girl, or girl-red thing or something like that.