Hernia Fetish!
Time to attract all-new pervy readers (since we’ve offended practically everyone, we need to bump up the dramatic headlines a bit to lure people in!)
For a glorious few months earlier this year, we were the Number 1 hit on Google for “Hernia Fetish”.
What can I say? It was my 15 minutes of fame. If I get known for nothing else in my modelling career, I will be forever famous for being the world’s number one horny herniated model!
Yay! I’m a star at last!!!
Incredible isn’t it? Some strange people actually have a genu-ine fetish about hernias…The mind truly boggles! No I’m not going to be disrespectful and mock those that get their juices going via way of looking at bulging, irreducible abdominal sacs (although the temptation is very strong, I admit!)
But for those that have revisited this blog and my gorgeous groin area for a tantalising glimpse of the big juicy strangulated bulbous balloon-hernial-sac…Sorry, all that’s left is a rather unexciting scar. But you’re welcome to see a piccie of me clutching my seductively-named "hernia scar endometrioma", if that’s what floats your boat…
Is anyone getting turned on yet? Or have you all gone to throw-up somewhere else?
For a glorious few months earlier this year, we were the Number 1 hit on Google for “Hernia Fetish”.
What can I say? It was my 15 minutes of fame. If I get known for nothing else in my modelling career, I will be forever famous for being the world’s number one horny herniated model!
Yay! I’m a star at last!!!
Incredible isn’t it? Some strange people actually have a genu-ine fetish about hernias…The mind truly boggles! No I’m not going to be disrespectful and mock those that get their juices going via way of looking at bulging, irreducible abdominal sacs (although the temptation is very strong, I admit!)
But for those that have revisited this blog and my gorgeous groin area for a tantalising glimpse of the big juicy strangulated bulbous balloon-hernial-sac…Sorry, all that’s left is a rather unexciting scar. But you’re welcome to see a piccie of me clutching my seductively-named "hernia scar endometrioma", if that’s what floats your boat…
Is anyone getting turned on yet? Or have you all gone to throw-up somewhere else?
Labels: L-von-B
posted by Lin at 3:48 PM
6 Comments:
I ran around sporting an umbilical hernia for years. Didn't do anything about it till it became a strangulated intestine and I almost bit the big one. Three or four hours of emergency surgery later (removing a stretch of intestine) and all was good. Yeah. That was sexy.
Last fall when I had my gallbladder surgery, the surgeon had made me totally paranoid about getting a hernia where the incisions had been. At one point something felt different and I was convinced I'd herniated myself and would require painful and expensive surgery and was truly upset. A visit to the surgeon's office and he dismissed it as just normal healing without even touching it. So far, so good!
Beautiful photo Lin, Richard... :) Any more?
You win! Never had a hernia, don't want one...
and that image is HOT! You're a hot mamma! Maybe you can bring people in with THAT fetish!! People seem to LOVE the hot moms!
;) (that's my way of saying "I love the pic, and glad you're showing more of YOU!)
I am happy to have stumbled across your blog! Very entertaining reads, and great pictures.
Hiya, Lady Tottington and I just want to say that this is a beautiful pic and you look gorgeous Lin. We agree with Lela, definitely a hot mamma.
Indeed! It would seem that you feel my pain from my inadvertant post for mail modling errekshuns, (which I have to intentionally mispell now). Its nice to know I am not alone...
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