Banana Wisdom
Well, as Gary and Mark kindly pointed out, things may yet not turn out to be as bad as they seemed yesterday. So far everyone appears to be adopting the “Te audire no possum, musa sapientum fixa est in aure” approach, which if you recall, is Latin for “I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.”
Clearly my beloved friend has decided that women with brain tumours do crazy things, and I may yet be able to use the temporary insanity defence. Although it’s been a little more than temporary after eighteen months of blogging. Still, I’ll cling to that excuse as long as I am able to. I can live with pretending nothing has happened, although I suspect I’m about to be dropped like a hot potato from our social circle. Ah well, as the aging-singalonga-pretend-Robbie-Williams told us at the (very loud) rock concert at the local village church last Friday, “At least we have our health.” Or not, in my case.
Anyhoo, I’ll suck it and see. News reports from the resident SPAM (now amended to “Socially-Passed up-Abandoned-Miscreant”) as and when it happens.
In the meantime, I would just like to take a moment to show you all some LURVE……
Yes indeedy, many of you rank very highly on my “totally-fabulous-people-meter.”
“Why?” you ask.
What do photographers do when one of their own is in trouble? Well, apparently they send you random photographs to make you feel better. Of nudes, erotica, vegetables, landscapes, people, Christmas, even of gorgeous pussies (both kinds!) Rarely a day goes by when I don’t wake up to an email with a unbelievably cool piccie attached. And they are really beautiful, let me tell you that. (Although after a spate of being sent open leg shots a few months back, I tend to be a little more cautious now when opening email attachments on a full stomach just after breakfast – please remembers folks I am a middle-aged heterosexual female i.e. More nekkid male model shots would be superb, thank you so much for your consideration.)
Believe me, I am one of the luckiest SPAM in the world, as 99 percent of these images are truly outstanding. Many of them never made it to your blogs or ports, for whatever reason, but I can promise you I am privvy to one of the best private nude art collections in the world.
Dang, I’m a fortunate person. Thank you so much folks! I can promise you they make me really happy :-)
Although Rich keeps asking why no-one keeps sending pretty pictures to him, only to his wife.
(Subtle-hint: please send piccies to Rich too, or else I’m in deep doo-doo. Thank you.)
Sorry, I really can't face another Christmas series photograph today. Have spent large portion of today wrapping presents, and am totally yuled-out. So here is another-almost-Christmassy-picture, of Pirate Maiden this time. Please note she is smiling. This is rare, as according to her hubby, she never ever smiles for photographers.
Clearly my beloved friend has decided that women with brain tumours do crazy things, and I may yet be able to use the temporary insanity defence. Although it’s been a little more than temporary after eighteen months of blogging. Still, I’ll cling to that excuse as long as I am able to. I can live with pretending nothing has happened, although I suspect I’m about to be dropped like a hot potato from our social circle. Ah well, as the aging-singalonga-pretend-Robbie-Williams told us at the (very loud) rock concert at the local village church last Friday, “At least we have our health.” Or not, in my case.
Anyhoo, I’ll suck it and see. News reports from the resident SPAM (now amended to “Socially-Passed up-Abandoned-Miscreant”) as and when it happens.
In the meantime, I would just like to take a moment to show you all some LURVE……
Yes indeedy, many of you rank very highly on my “totally-fabulous-people-meter.”
“Why?” you ask.
What do photographers do when one of their own is in trouble? Well, apparently they send you random photographs to make you feel better. Of nudes, erotica, vegetables, landscapes, people, Christmas, even of gorgeous pussies (both kinds!) Rarely a day goes by when I don’t wake up to an email with a unbelievably cool piccie attached. And they are really beautiful, let me tell you that. (Although after a spate of being sent open leg shots a few months back, I tend to be a little more cautious now when opening email attachments on a full stomach just after breakfast – please remembers folks I am a middle-aged heterosexual female i.e. More nekkid male model shots would be superb, thank you so much for your consideration.)
Believe me, I am one of the luckiest SPAM in the world, as 99 percent of these images are truly outstanding. Many of them never made it to your blogs or ports, for whatever reason, but I can promise you I am privvy to one of the best private nude art collections in the world.
Dang, I’m a fortunate person. Thank you so much folks! I can promise you they make me really happy :-)
Although Rich keeps asking why no-one keeps sending pretty pictures to him, only to his wife.
(Subtle-hint: please send piccies to Rich too, or else I’m in deep doo-doo. Thank you.)
Sorry, I really can't face another Christmas series photograph today. Have spent large portion of today wrapping presents, and am totally yuled-out. So here is another-almost-Christmassy-picture, of Pirate Maiden this time. Please note she is smiling. This is rare, as according to her hubby, she never ever smiles for photographers.
Labels: Christmas, Pirate Maiden
posted by Lin at 2:29 PM
1 Comments:
In some ways, if you respond by removing the blog and hiding the site and all the rest of the Fluffytek empire, it shows there's something to be ashamed of, which I don't believe is the case.
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