Sex on a stalk (Part 2)
This is what Rich looks at when he looks out of his office window.
Isn’t she beautiful?
If, as Ed Versosky proposed a while back, plants can be portraits of the artist too (see? I pay attention, I learn, I remember) then my magnificent Fritillaria Imperialis is surely a portrait of me.
This is pure photographic plant porn. A spikey fluffy top with full, vibrant luscious lips opened wide underneath, displaying her juicy dangling, sexual organs to the world. This beats my love-ball shot hands-down for explicit erotica. You can’t get much more open-leg than this.
Don't ya just love it?
Mother nature - the original and best pornographic artist.
Now…who wants to stroke my Fritillaria?
Isn’t she beautiful?
If, as Ed Versosky proposed a while back, plants can be portraits of the artist too (see? I pay attention, I learn, I remember) then my magnificent Fritillaria Imperialis is surely a portrait of me.
This is pure photographic plant porn. A spikey fluffy top with full, vibrant luscious lips opened wide underneath, displaying her juicy dangling, sexual organs to the world. This beats my love-ball shot hands-down for explicit erotica. You can’t get much more open-leg than this.
Don't ya just love it?
Mother nature - the original and best pornographic artist.
Now…who wants to stroke my Fritillaria?
Fritillaria Imperialis (Crown Imperial)
(Please do check out Ed’s amazing Mr Bamboo self-portrait at the above link – much more tasteful than mine. Sorry to drag you into this Ed.)
Labels: Erotica, Miscellaneous
posted by Lin at 8:36 AM
4 Comments:
I apologise for the lack of skill in taking this photograph. I know that if I had taken it in the studio I could have made it look a lot better. But then I could not have looked out of my window and seen it.
As it is, it is in the garden, in the soil and I didnt feel like getting very dirty to take it or crushing the other plants to get a better angle.
I would rather have a lower quality photograph and a real flower to look at than a great photograph and a dead flower in a crushed garden to look at!
:)
"Flowers always make people better, happier and more helpful; they are sunshine, food and medicine to the soul."
Luther Burbank
1849-1926, American Horticulturist
Wow! With that erotic description of the flower, I'm sure glad I had a box of tissues near the chair. :-)
"Now…who wants to stroke my Fritillaria?"
Me..Me First....Me...Come On...Me...Please...Oh Please.
Come on Rich. Ya didn't want to get down and dirty for your Fritillaria. Though I am glad to see you expanding your erotic photography outdoors.
D.L. Wood
Maybe its just me, but I'd still go with the love balls, Lin.
Sometimes I wonder if nature created these similarities by design, as a way to keep propagation cues out there for all species to, at the very least, subconsciously recognize.
Or, is it that we just find things that remind us of other things?
Wonderful if the answer is both.
Beautiful flower and image. I see it, too.
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