Squashed
Three things happened yesterday, two good one bad.
Firstly my butt was featured by our Portuguese-Peeking-Butt friends over at CU-CU. This is not big news to you real photographic folks who get featured everywhere all the time, but I’m not a real model and I never get featured anywhere, so this was pretty darn cool for me.
Secondly I got 100% in my Corporate Insolvency exam. Woo hoo! Go me! So if your company is going down the corporate toilet, clearly I am one of the top nekkid asses to advise you on the best way to haul your own butt out of your crap, so to speak (ugh, too much graphic bottom terminology…sorry, I get lost in my ass-metaphors sometimes.)
Lastly, and this bit was not fun, I was picking my daughter up from school, and whilst strapping her into her car seat, another car drove past and cut way too close, smashing into my car and trapping my legs betwixt car door and body. The driver concerned must have known what had happened, because the impact made a very loud crunch and it wrecked my door (and presumably his too), but whoever it was drove off at high speed, and didn’t stop. My first (and hopefully last) hit and run.
My daughter was inside the car, and thankfully was unscathed. I ended up with heavily bruised and bleeding legs, but no bones broken. I’m limping for the foreseeable future, and have since discovered the heady delights of industrial-strength painkillers washed down with copious amounts of alcohol. I can truthfully and deliriously report that rum and tonic is the most excellent anaesthetic, and I highly recommend it to anyone who wants to admire their own butt whilst no longer feeling their legs.
And really, that’s pretty much all I want to say about yesterday, thank you.
The British Woman's Friday Night Party Kit
Time to go browse some shoe-porn to cheer myself up. Mmm…randy-rummy-retail-retifism. I feel some new shoes coming on…
Firstly my butt was featured by our Portuguese-Peeking-Butt friends over at CU-CU. This is not big news to you real photographic folks who get featured everywhere all the time, but I’m not a real model and I never get featured anywhere, so this was pretty darn cool for me.
Secondly I got 100% in my Corporate Insolvency exam. Woo hoo! Go me! So if your company is going down the corporate toilet, clearly I am one of the top nekkid asses to advise you on the best way to haul your own butt out of your crap, so to speak (ugh, too much graphic bottom terminology…sorry, I get lost in my ass-metaphors sometimes.)
Lastly, and this bit was not fun, I was picking my daughter up from school, and whilst strapping her into her car seat, another car drove past and cut way too close, smashing into my car and trapping my legs betwixt car door and body. The driver concerned must have known what had happened, because the impact made a very loud crunch and it wrecked my door (and presumably his too), but whoever it was drove off at high speed, and didn’t stop. My first (and hopefully last) hit and run.
My daughter was inside the car, and thankfully was unscathed. I ended up with heavily bruised and bleeding legs, but no bones broken. I’m limping for the foreseeable future, and have since discovered the heady delights of industrial-strength painkillers washed down with copious amounts of alcohol. I can truthfully and deliriously report that rum and tonic is the most excellent anaesthetic, and I highly recommend it to anyone who wants to admire their own butt whilst no longer feeling their legs.
And really, that’s pretty much all I want to say about yesterday, thank you.
The British Woman's Friday Night Party Kit
Time to go browse some shoe-porn to cheer myself up. Mmm…randy-rummy-retail-retifism. I feel some new shoes coming on…
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posted by Lin at 12:44 PM
8 Comments:
Lin just 3 comments, most important first:
#3 Glad you survived only slightly scathed, I hope your daughter wasn't too frightened. Been pined to a wall by a car myself and know it is quite painful (unfortunately it was my car....long story).
#1 I like the picture, no surprise someone would pick up on it. I hope they got permission to post it...copyright and all that.
#2 Congratulations on scoring [that well]. Given the economy, the clients should start rolling in as their businesses get flushed down the ol' tube, just wonder how you get paid when someone is already insolvent.
Have a happier [or safer at least] day.
Just re the legs: ouch! May the bastard rot in hell! Feel better -- and not just from the rum and meds.
(Did you ask about the rum varieties before the accident or after?)
Get better!
Thanks for the good wishes chaps!
Stephen...after. I sent Rich out to buy posh rum. Thanks for the advice. Works a treat too :-)
I hope you get well soon.
Greetings from Portugal.
:-)
Shame on that driver!
I am very sorry to hear that.
...and congratulations on the being featured on CU-CU! That's wonderful.
Feel better very soon.
Warm wishes.
Wolf
Now I have butt envy!
You really are beautiful.
Find the bastard and ram his car door. Only borrow his wife's car to do it with, then return it and tell her thank you.
I don't know what your laws are on that side of the pond, but over here we stock up on pain killer on Saturday as they don't sell it on Sundays, and you never know what injuries you might get over the weekend.
I can't believe the driver didn't take any responsibility.. that is so awful. Glad you and the little one are OK.
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