The Friday Fluffy And Her Flying Familiar

(Try saying that after two pints of pear cider)

Dear Fluffy Reader,

We interrupt your relaxing and peaceful week of browsing high-art piccies of luscious nekkid fluffies with an important life-enriching, furry-feline-update.

As you all know I’m a cat-a-holic. My moggies are my muses. If I had a penny for the number of times I’ve been called “mad old cat lady” I’d be a rich woman (actually I suppose I am Rich’s woman, but that’s not what I meant and you know it.) Obnoxious local kids used to call me “an evil twisted witch who lives in that big creepy house with hundreds of cats” so at least I’ve graduated to old and mad nowadays. Personally I feel that’s progress.

Currently I’m reduced to a single feline familiar, due to one recent road tragedy and three age-related declines (my last three beloved kittens were all supposed to only last 3 weeks and ended up living 18 years – not a bad lifespan for kittens that were dumped in a bin liner at the back of a supermarket. Some people don't deserve animals, you know?) Anyway, where was I? Well, I’m really missing my furry friends, so I’m looking for a new cat, or more correctly, I’m waiting for one or more to find me, because as we all know, clever cats choose their owners not the other way around.

My future felines will be ideally suited to me; they will be unique, of superior intelligence, probably unwanted, definitely unusual, obviously special. So I was truly delighted to read in the news yesterday about the sudden phenomenon of The Winged Cat. I always thought they were a hoax, but apparently not. These incredible creatures have been labelled freaks of nature in their native China, but apparently there are increasing occurrences of them, caused by a combination of the weather, genetic abnormalities and extreme stress caused by too much sex with too many females (and let that be a lesson to all you studly guys out there – too much sex with fluffies gives you wings.)

Cool Photoshop job, nifty superglue or the genuine article?

Wooo-eee! I jus’ gotta get me one o’ those!

That cat is living art I tell you. Just think of the infinite photo-shoots you could have with that little beauty…I can see it now…The New Fluffytek Photographic Series: Nekkid Chix And My Flying Cat…now that’s my type of photography…cool…

Now who was it who that said blogs about cats couldn’t be interesting, hmm?

Please note that no cats were harmed during the making of this post. Fluffytek fully endorses responsible cat-ownership and we abide by the over-riding principle that cats are for life, not just for cheap photo-opportunities. Thank you for your attention. Do enjoy the rest of your weekend.

Yours sincerely,

The Mad Old Cat Lady.

Meow

(Sorry about the light post folks –it’s my week off. More serious photographic stuff next week I promise.)